1 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,920 Someone order a snack for Christmas? 2 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,480 Longest week of my life. 3 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,559 Come here. 4 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,199 Hot. Hot. 5 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,360 Hi. 6 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,120 I miss that. 7 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,320 Me too. 8 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,680 But if I don't get you back there in the next 30 seconds, 9 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,200 they will send a search party. 10 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,279 Come on. 11 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,160 Moving in? 12 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,319 Is there a problem? 13 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,440 Come on. 14 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,800 Everyone, say hi to Mish. 15 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,160 Hi. 16 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,960 Yeah, that one is Jude. 17 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,200 Not sure what they'll go for in June season, though. 18 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,560 -Can't be the dad jokes. -Call me daddy and come find out. 19 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,440 Cal said you were cute, but far... 20 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,560 What blackmail do they have on you? 21 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,680 Multiple orgasms. 22 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,720 The human vibrator strikes again. 23 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:48,960 My boy, Cal. 24 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,320 Thank God you're here. 25 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,280 I lose seven brain cells every second I'm alone with Cal and Jude. 26 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,800 Pieta, by the way. 27 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,560 You've told us absolutely nothing. 28 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,000 As usual, Cal. 29 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,440 How did you two meet? 30 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,480 At work. Speaking of, you want a Cosmo, Mitch? 31 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,280 Yes, please. I can help. 32 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,880 Stay. Tell the story. 33 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,760 It's better when you do it anyway. 34 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,720 Classic Cal. Always working. 35 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,479 Didn't mind when we dated. 36 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,320 Oh... Smooth. 37 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,559 Hold my hand. 38 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,400 Pieta, tell me about your partner. 39 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,960 Soph and I have been together for two years. 40 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,120 But Sophie is with Zoe for Christmas. 41 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,360 The problem with polyamory is too many names. 42 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,080 You're like a Christmas orphan. 43 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,200 Oh, which is fine. I'm a huge Grinch. 44 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,360 Is it fine? 45 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,840 You and your ex stuck in an Airbnb for New Year's Eve 46 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,960 watching the fireworks. 47 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,880 Yeah. Soph is so threatened by Cal. 48 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,320 You know, maybe Cal's not the one 49 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,120 that Sophie needs to be worried about. 50 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,520 Where have you been my whole life? 51 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,520 I like her. 52 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,400 Petition to the quarterly king to keep this one. 53 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,640 Quarterly king? 54 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,240 -It's a dumb joke. -Serial three month-er. 55 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,160 Jude. 56 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,640 S**t, Jude, can you come look at something for me? 57 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,999 -What is it? -OMG. Look. 58 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,480 It's an expiration date. 59 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,999 Looks like I've got two months left. 60 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,080 Hey, don't try and drown me then run. Let's go. Round two. 61 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,840 Oi. You're chickening out? 62 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,320 Nuh. 63 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,000 The adult just needs to start the barbecue. 64 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,920 Fine. Thanks, chef. Love your work. 65 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,360 Don't you dare. 66 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,280 You flip this bird, that is grounds for divorce. 67 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,240 No, it's not a New Year's resolution. 68 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,760 It's a bit serial-killery. 69 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,760 Look, guys, I think it's nice to bring in the New Year 70 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,320 with an act of service. 71 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,800 Is that what we're calling coming at the stroke of midnight now? 72 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,440 Yeah. The more you give, the more you receive. 73 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,120 Oh, and you love to receive, don't you? 74 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,200 I found it. They fell out of my bag. 75 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,320 Oh, I love these. 76 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,520 Do you guys remember the last time we used a confession card deck? 77 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,640 -I would pay to forget. -Don't be so dramatic, babe. 78 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,640 It wasn't that bad. 79 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,040 Other than Cal threatening a friend break up with all of us. 80 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,160 Lesbians don't need another reason to talk about their feelings. 81 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,040 -I'm going to take these in. -Pretty please? For me. 82 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,000 Come on. I've added a fun twist. 83 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,920 Know thyself. Or drink. 84 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,040 Drink... 85 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,720 Oh, me again. Lucky. 86 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,520 Let's see. 87 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,560 What's your most lovable quality? 88 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:47,919 Pass. 89 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,560 Alright, who's next? 90 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,760 Only 6,000 more f**king cards. 91 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,399 When was the last time you had sex? 92 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,720 Our schedules are a bit, you know, 93 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,520 I mean, I basically leave for work 94 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,080 when Jude comes home from the theatre. 95 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:19,200 Hey, I'm still down, but someone has to appear in court or whatever. 96 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,080 Do you know what? I'm going to bed. 97 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,440 I told you this game was a bad idea. 98 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,320 Yeah, because you being a d**khead is the card's fault. 99 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,120 Them not f**king is on me. 100 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,680 -Mish, your turn. -Maybe we should stop. Yeah? 101 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,560 Mish, what do people say when you walk out of the room? 102 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,960 Um, no. That's my worst nightmare. 103 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,360 Don't you worry, babe. 104 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,680 When you walk out of the room, this is all we talk about. 105 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,120 Yeah, I think that's my cue. 106 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,000 Yep. 107 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,439 And that's why we put them in the granny flat. 108 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,800 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 109 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,400 Why? 110 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,280 That usually gets you off in, like, eight seconds. 111 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,560 OK. 112 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,280 So, the thing is, 113 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,560 I'm not gonna come. 114 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,959 New Year, new me. Right? 115 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,080 -So I went back on my anti-D's. -Congrats. 116 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,560 -Thank you. -Yeah. 117 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,280 But I guess they kicked in, so now I can't come. 118 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,440 -Oh. -It's not you. 119 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,400 It still feels great. 120 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,680 It's just every time I think I'm about to come, 121 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,240 I hit the orgasm ceiling. 122 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,600 -The what? -Like the glass ceiling. 123 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,120 But for orgasms. 124 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:07,200 And instead of breaking through, I just, like, slam into it. 125 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,519 And maybe my big toe squeezes through. 126 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,240 -I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry. 127 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,880 You know, every ceiling has a load bearing limit. 128 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,000 Wanna look for it? Yeah? 129 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,639 Believe me, I've tried. 130 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,400 I have. 131 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:38,640 But just because I can't come doesn't mean you have to suffer. 132 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,359 Tell me what you want. 133 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,480 I promise. I'm good. 134 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,879 You haven't been selfish. 135 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,080 I just don't need it. 136 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,159 -OK. -Come here. 137 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,239 I missed this. 138 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Say you're mine. 139 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,720 I'm yours. 140 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,879 I'm yours. 141 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,040 Always. 142 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,400 Love you. 143 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,479 I love you so f**king much. 144 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,360 F**k. 145 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,799 Oh, f**k. 146 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,040 Were you having a maz in your car? 147 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,760 -I was just getting something. -Mm-hm. 148 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,959 Getting off. 149 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,760 How are things with Mish? 150 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,120 -They're good. -Just good? 151 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:21,920 They're great. 152 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,480 We have a lot of fun together. 153 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,640 Right. Alone in your car? 154 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,160 Morning. 155 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,959 You slipped out early. 156 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,079 -Is there kale in this? -Your colon will thank me later. 157 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,400 You homos ready? 158 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,880 Yeah. Let me get my s**t and we can go. 159 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,320 -Go where? -Goliath Falls. 160 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,520 It's the smallest waterfall ever. 161 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,440 -I've never been. -Well, you're coming. 162 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,960 It's our annual pilgrimage. 163 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,800 Mainly to get everyone out of the house. 164 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,760 Cal finds us helping for feast night distracting. 165 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,560 -I need my sous-chef today. -That's new. 166 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,960 I promise to pay overtime. 167 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,440 OK. Bye. Don't have too much fun without us. 168 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,520 What's fun about prepping for a six-course meal? 169 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,280 Bye, sluts. 170 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,040 Bye. 171 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,599 -Wow. OK. -I know. 172 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,040 Tease. 173 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,560 I'm sorry this is taking so long. 174 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,000 I was hoping we'd have time 175 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,000 for you to come on every surface of this house. 176 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,640 I don't think there's enough time in the universe for that. 177 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,320 I'm just saying I always got an a for effort. 178 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,959 You're against it. 179 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,240 OK, chef. 180 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,159 Show me how it's done. 181 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,560 Did you know... 182 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,120 that you eat with your eyes as well as your mouth? 183 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,360 I'm well aware. 184 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,880 Do you know how hot you are right now? 185 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,880 Yeah. 186 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,799 Yeah. With your hands and your knife and your mouth. 187 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,120 You make me want to do stuff to you. 188 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,280 Do stuff. 189 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,279 So hot. 190 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,000 You make me want to bend you over 191 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,400 and spank you until you're begging to come on my hand. 192 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,000 Begging me to make you come. 193 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,760 Make you mine. 194 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,160 You want that, don't you? 195 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,360 Tell me how much you want it. 196 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,599 Tell me. 197 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,120 Come for me. You deserve it. 198 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,760 -Oh, f**k. -Oh, my God. 199 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,640 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 200 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,640 That was so stupid. 201 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,280 I wasn't thinking. 202 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,040 It's OK. It wasn't you. The knife slipped. 203 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,599 -I'm sorry. -Show me. 204 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,280 Still have one good hand. 205 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,720 I'm not kidding about bending over. 206 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,519 Me first. 207 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:50,040 -How's that? -Um... A bit higher. 208 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,119 OK. 209 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,360 Better? 210 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,640 Yeah. Why? 211 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,799 I don't know. Angle's weird. Wrong hand. 212 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,120 OK. 213 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:04,759 Yeah. 214 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,319 Yeah. 215 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,880 Keep going. 216 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,120 I want you. 217 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,559 Touch me. 218 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,480 Oh, my God. 219 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,840 Yeah. You like that? 220 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,640 Yeah. Just like that. 221 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,880 F**k. 222 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,200 Is that too...? 223 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,320 More. 224 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,400 More. 225 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,839 -Oh, f**k. -F**k. 226 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,600 -Ow! F**k! -Come for me, baby. 227 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,719 -Oh, f**k. Come for me. -I want to look at you. 228 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,240 What's wrong? 229 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,999 Where the f**k's the band aid? 230 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,200 I'm really sorry. 231 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,320 I was in full reptile brain. I thought... 232 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,680 I told you I don't care if I don't come. 233 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,319 Yeah, no, I know. I'm fully going to make this up to you, though. 234 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,639 -Do you not like being touched? -Oh, got it. 235 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,600 Because I can respect that. 236 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,640 Obviously. 237 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,880 It's true. 238 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,520 I like making you feel good. 239 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,520 And you look really hot when you come. 240 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,640 So what? 241 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,160 I'm not hot when I'm not coming. 242 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,640 -I don't mean literally. -So what do you mean? 243 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,800 I don't know. Nothing. I don't mean anything. 244 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:27,280 Can we just f**k and not go down the introspective dyke wormhole? 245 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,399 Sure. 246 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,120 You two are so cute I'm gonna munt. 247 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,160 Promise? 248 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,640 So, New Year's resolutions? 249 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,440 Communicate with each other more. 250 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,000 I'm kind of into the make-up sex, though. 251 00:16:59,080 --> 00:16:59,720 You're not eating. 252 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,120 I'm not hungry. 253 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,920 I can get you another drink. 254 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,080 It's fine. I can get it. 255 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:04,880 No. I'll get it. 256 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,280 I can get my own drink. 257 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,560 Do you guys need some space? 258 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,680 For what? We're fine. 259 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,960 What happened while we were out? 260 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,000 Nothing happened. 261 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,840 Literally nothing happened. 262 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,000 She literally can't come. So nothing happened. 263 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,600 And nothing's going to happen tonight either. 264 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,880 So happy f**king New Year. 265 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,680 -Wait, she can't come? -Nope. 266 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,000 Dude, are you broken? 267 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,239 F**k you, man. I'm not the one who's broken. 268 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,920 Oh. Does that feel good? 269 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:09,880 Yeah. 270 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,040 Are you close? 271 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,600 Oh, I'm so good in bed. 272 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,600 It's my only personality trait. 273 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,960 Yeah. You like that? 274 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,320 No. Take it. 275 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,360 Oh, yeah. You love that. Oh, yeah. 276 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,200 I'm gonna make you come so f**king hard. 277 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,399 Oh, come for me, baby. 278 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,560 Mish. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 279 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,440 You are just like every other dumb f**kboy. 280 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,640 Except at least they don't cringe when I touch their d**ks. 281 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,160 You humiliated me. 282 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,479 How dare you call me broken? 283 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,480 Why are you so obsessed with making me come? 284 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,680 What? It's a weird fetish or something? 285 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,599 Notch in the bedpost. 286 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,879 Collector's item. 287 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,759 It's like talking to a f**king statue. 288 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,199 Get a f**king psych. 289 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,920 We'll say what you came here to say. 290 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,519 I didn't come to say anything. 291 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,160 Just bring one. 292 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,120 -Cold? -No. 293 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,999 -We can share. -I don't want it. 294 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,520 Just say you're cold and you want the blanky. 295 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,880 Just f**king take it. 296 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,999 I don't f**king need it. 297 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,239 Get off me! 298 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,319 I want to touch you. 299 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,680 Well, I want to touch you. 300 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,079 Tell me what you want. 301 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,439 I want to make you fall apart. 302 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,120 Still can't do it. 303 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,760 What? 304 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,039 Say what you actually want. 305 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,560 F**k me. Why is everyone so obsessed with that? 306 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,440 I'm fine. OK? 307 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,520 Yeah. You don't need anything from anyone. 308 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,159 Just like old times. 309 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,480 Is that why you broke up with me? 310 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,640 I knew you weren't happy. 311 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,720 I knew I couldn't give you what you wanted. 312 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,600 Anal. 313 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,639 I'm sorry. Stop. Please don't go. Please. 314 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,399 I'm... 315 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,920 I'm scared I don't know how to be loved. 316 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,440 Everyone's on this love yourself bulls**t. And I... 317 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,880 I don't even know what that means. 318 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,239 Did I miss a memo? 319 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,200 Am I broken? 320 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,560 Because whenever someone tries to say something 321 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,480 or do something nice for me, 322 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,240 I just hear this voice in my head saying, 323 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,920 "Stop. Who are you to accept that? 324 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,200 Have you earned it? 325 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,240 But wait, wait, no. 326 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,720 Maybe if you make them feel really good, 327 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,840 maybe then you can have a little treat. 328 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,039 Yeah. Focus on them. 329 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,840 Because they deserve it. 330 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160 And you don't." 331 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,359 Man. I forgot how much of a self-loathing c**t you can be. 332 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,000 Excuse me. 333 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,320 You're not special, Cal. 334 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,999 You're not the first person to love so f**king hard it hurts. 335 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,840 You say you hate yourself, but... 336 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,760 If you're such a s**t c**t, what does that make us? 337 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,639 The people who love you. 338 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,080 Yeah. You're not going to be posting self-love memes anytime soon. 339 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,360 Who cares? 340 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,040 Stop pushing us away. 341 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,200 Stop acting like you're the only one 342 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,000 trying to give something to other people. 343 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,600 Because if you stop self-flagellating long enough 344 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,679 to be brave and ask for what you want, you can f**king have it. 345 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,279 Will you hold me? 346 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,639 Please.